The gorilla glue girl deserves nobody's fucking sympathy.
Imagine buying a bottle of gorilla glue. You go through the checkout, pay the money to make the bottle your property, and take it home. You aren't sure what you'll do with it yet, but there'll probably be something down the line that will break, and that will be the time to triumphantly whip out the Gorilla Glue.
One day, you run out of hairspray. That is unfortunate, since your hair is unruly and requires some serious hold just to stay in place. You think about alternatives, but there aren't any that come to mind.
And then, you think back to the Gorilla Glue.
Putting Gorilla Glue on your hair is absolutely fucking stupid. The woman picked up a bottle that literally says 'For the toughest jobs on planet Earth', and 'Bonds virtually everything', that is made for use on stone and metal among other things. And she put it in her fucking hair. She says 'It’s not [her] choice, no, it’s not [her] choice' but it so clearly was. She wasn't forced to put it on, she made the conscious decision to apply it. That quote shows so much immaturity, she just can't seem to accept that she fucked up and that this is her fault.
She's trying to sue the company now. Apparently, the warnings about contact with skin and eyes can't be reasonably extended to application on hair. But if you need a warning to not put super glue in your hair, you should probably stay away from DIY products. This is absolutely not the company's fault. It's the fault of one fucking insipid woman who has less common sense than a QAnoner. That would be an impressive title, if her actions weren't so immature and plain stupid. That was wrong, blame whoever wrote the Gorilla Glue Wikipedia page or something
People are offering free treatment for her. I am an advocate for free, universal healthcare, but doctors should spend their time and resources battling COVID and cancer, not helping some childish TikTok girl who can't read that Gorilla Glue is moisture proof and permanent.
I cannot find the words to explain just how annoyed I am that she is getting this much attention for being so unfathomably stupid. She deserves nobody's sympathy, and if she wants it to be fixed, she should cut her hair off and let it regrow. I am usually a rather sympathetic person, but I feel nothing except embarrassment and frustration when people try and use their own poor judgement and awful decision making skills to put themselves in a position where people will give them attention for a few weeks. Especially when they have a lack of self awareness gaping enough to beg for money and treatment when she should just grow up and deal with it herself.
The worst part is that she'll probably end up with a following from this. People will see the Gorilla Glue girl and think 'Yeah, I'm gonna keep watching her TikToks'. We shouldn't reward idiots like her, as it only encourages more idiocy in the future.
What a fucking cretin.
Edit: apparently, according to u/hannahclipse she isn't actually seeking legal action. Just thought I'd put that on the record.
Edit 2: thought I should mention that, if she wanted it to be a private matter, she shouldn't have fucking posted it on social media. Anything that you post on social media could blow up unexpectedly (including this, I didn't think it would get this far), and you need to take that into account when posting stuff like she did.
Edit 3: to anyone who has said or wants to say something along the lines of 'bad take', just shut the fuck up. This sub isn't r/ratemytake or some shit. If you have something helpful or interesting to say, say it. But take your asinine, low-effort 'bad take' comments elsewhere. They add nothing to the discussion and they make you look like you have nothing intelligent to say.
Edit 4: to the people saying that this is too harsh over a mistake, I say this: I would understand if it was a 16 year old girl or something doing this, as you do stupid stuff as a teenager and you learn from it. But the 'Gorilla Glue girl' is a 40 year old woman. She has lived for 40 years on this earth, owns two businesses and is a mother. She should have enough common sense not to put super glue in her hair, or post it on the Internet where everyone can see her mistake, for that matter.
Edit 5: the Gorilla Glue girl made $10k in donations for some wigs to cover her shameful mistake. Many cancer patients can only dream of having enough money to afford rent and food after their medical debts, let alone such vanity as having a wig to cover the effects of their chemotherapy. Anyone who donated to her was fucking scammed.
Edit 6: it's at $19k by now. Here's the page if you want to see how much she's profiting from her TikTok tantrum.
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