Things my boyfriend thinks prove I am cheating on him

1. I put some make-up on for "no apparent reason" while going out, definitely to go meet a man. (I was getting groceries and feeling enough cute to put eyeliner on).

2. I shaved while he was away for a week, definitely for another man. ( I hate when it gets long).

3. I wore too fancy dress to just meet my female friend, must have been a man instead.

4. Told him to stay home instead of going to meet the said friend, definitely because she was a he. I havent seen her in ages and just wanna be alone with her)

5. I got mad when he scrolled through entire of my gallery, definitely because I was hiding smth. (Privacy,bruh)

6. yOU dONt sLEep with mE aNyMoRE. ( I got on the anti baby pill and I feel like a shoe, so maybe thats why.)

So you hear it ladies, there is only one reason to dress up, or take care of yourself. Its all for the men and men only. Because our only desire and goal in life is to please the male audience. Of course not all men are like this, and my bf is kinda potato, this is just a rant

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