TIFU having sex with my ex
Last week my ex gf (20) called and asked if I (22m) was keen to continue sleeping with her. I never expected to hear from her again, let alone see her naked. Our relationship recently came to an end. I tapped out because it became clear to me that the two of us were incompatible. My ex disagreed and thought screaming at me would somehow change my opinion. Considering how upset she was during our break up, I was surprised when I got the call from her asking for sex. She said she had no intention of getting back together. All she wanted was to share a bed with someone who knew her well enough to know what buttons to press to get her off. Not gonna lie, the unexpected ego boost disarmed me. Her closing comment was "scratch out the friends in friends with benefits, but keep the benefits." I was willing to test it out.
Last night my ex and I reunited for the first time since the dramatic final episode of our relationship. She followed me to my room and we hooked up. I woke up this morning with one arm cuffed to my bed. My ex was gone. A random note on the pillow said the key for the handcuffs was in the condom under the pillow. I flipped the pillow and discovered the condom. A used condom, but not the condom I used. Different brand, different size, different load. I did what had to be done to get the key out of the condom and unlock the handcuffs. It was like a Fear Factor challenge, but all you get is some dude's nut juice on your fingers. Without wasting time, I disposed of the condom, the key, the cuffs AND the pillow before tossing all my sheets in the laundry and scrubbing my hands with disinfectant.
I was fuming, but I was prepared to file my experience under "crazy ex gf" and never communicate with my ex again. However, I soon realized she did more than plant another person's used condom under my pillow. She planted another person's used condom in one of my running shoes as well. The condom actually stuck to the bottom of my foot when I removed my shoe. It was disgusting. I decided to check everything. Shoes, socks, pockets, bags, etc. I managed to find another used condom in the hood of my hoodie. I informed my roommate because I didn't know if my ex was crazy enough to hide used condoms elsewhere in our flat. He advised me to block and delete her phone number and social media, which is what I did. My roommate and I have been searching for used condoms in every corner of our flat since we got out of bed.
I have so many questions. Are all those condoms from the same person? Does that person know my ex was using safe sex for evil? How did I not see this level of crazy during my relationship? I guess I'll never know.
TL:DR
I allowed my ex gf to convince me to sleep with her and now I'm discovering used condoms that she planted in my room to demonstrate how much she hates me.
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