(CODENAME: S.O.C.K.) Mod Team was approached by several news agencies. We don’t feel comfortable speaking on your behalf. So we have a mission for you, should you choose to accept it… ***cue Mission Impossible music***
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Alright good afternoon my wrinkle wizards and smoothbrain boners, we’ve got a situation on our hands and things are looking…spicy. HODL ON!!!! (don’t try this at home) So over the past couple months, we’ve had the Mainstream Media (MSM) reach out to the Mod Team for interviews. We told them all no, we can’t do interviews. For transparency purposes, these news agencies are Reuters, Market Watch, Wall Street Journal, & CBC (Canadian Broadcast Company). Hell, we even had a possible connection to a US Senator lol. We haven’t done anything with them other than some initial back and forth to find out what they want. It’s not our place to speak on behalf of the Apes. We do not represent Apes, we do not speak for Apes, and we sure as hell aren’t gonna try. Recently, we’ve had an uptick in outside agencies reaching out and if we’re honest, we think SuperStonk and the Apes are gonna be dealing with a lot more of the press/politicians as we get closer to MOASS. As such, the Mods have felt we need to collaborate with you guys on a game plan for dealing with these agencies, together as a community, because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. (for real, don’t try this at home) So here’s what we know: We received modmail with requests for interviews, we asked about what, some have responded, some have not, and here we are. One of them had a focus on why we were so adamant about Computershare and what changes we’ve noticed since moving our shares into our names. We expect that soon, others will reach out and want us to say something. Especially when we start seeing the stock price add some commas 😉. Until the subreddit figures out how to proceed, we’re gonna leave them on “Read.” How do you guys think we should proceed with the news? Should we engage? If so, how? Do you want to directly talk to them? Or should we tell them to fuck off? We want to hear your thoughts and ideas. The Mods do have an option to manually approve reporters if you wish to invite them to the subreddit to ask their questions. It’s a lot of ground we need to cover. And because of how open ended this situation is, the Mods would like to pitch an idea to you. …is band together and use the combined skills of the community to develop and create the first Superstonk Official Communications Kit (S.O.C.K.) to give to reporters when they come knocking. (definitely don’t try this at home) (you’ve already tried this at home) The SOCK would ideally have some basic stuff that says who we are and what we’re about. What do we like? What do we not like? Something to give the MSM a clear picture of what it means to be an Ape of Superstonk. It would need to be a polished document that is fact checked and peer reviewed and yes, it needs to look “presentable” to the outside world. Or you can just say fuck that idea lmao. It totally doesn’t matter. The Mods are putting the power of our representation to the world in your diamond hands. However you guys want to decide this, whether it be a committee, or an election, or whatever, you guys just come up with the idea and the Mods will watch and support you beautiful Apes along the way (we will still moderate the subreddit lmayo you can’t break rules for this). I’m a firm believer that when enough critical thinkers get together, then any problem can be solved and we just so happen to have an entire network of people asking the right questions. We don’t speak on your behalf, so we present you with this mission, and should you choose to accept it, we will let you go and do your thing. We want this to be a community driven effort. By the Apes, For the Apes. Some pointers up front: you guys are gonna figure out how tricky it is to maneuver this size of a group. Sometimes it’ll be a delicate dance with a rope and floor and gravity. (I'd be impressed if you could try this at home, but don't try this at home) You’ll need to use your wrinkles and your wits. And don’t go full smoothbrain 😂 - - OH WAIT IT’S PROBABLY MORE LIKE THIS - - (SAFELY try this at home and make a Superstonk meme lol) So now you guys know basically what we know and I’m fascinated to see how you’re going to react. From here, the Mods will liaison and support where necessary. Ball’s in your court. Godspeed, Ape. THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5…4…3…2…1… (can you even try this at home? lol please don’t try) lol jk there’s no destruction XOXO the Superstonk Mods 🦍💎✋🚀🌕🐳🚽🦙🐸🍦 TA;DR: The mod team is seeing an uptick in inquiries from MSM outlets requesting interviews and questions. The mod team does not speak for you. So, this is your chance. Do you want us to tell them to fuck off? Or do you want to talk to them? Or maybe, as a community, you could put together the S.O.C.K. (Superstonk Official Communications Kit) to give to reporters? You decide! Time to speak up![link] [comments] |
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